Drake Fans Imagine What a Camp Flog Gnaw Diss Track Might Sound Like

To be sure, there are some definite bars in here.

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Unless you've found enviably good rent beneath an actual rock, the past 24 hours or so, have seen you and everyone you know wholly inundated with matters of Drake. Specifically, we've all been enveloped by that little Camp Flog Gnaw thing that really wasn't that big of a deal in the grand scheme of music happenings but has grown legs nevertheless.

And while both Drake and festival curator Tyler, the Creator ultimately shared statements with the public regarding this weekend's goings-on at Dodger Stadium (not to mention Tyler's updated Twitter bio), another facet of this moment in Flog Gnaw lore worth highlighting are the fan-crafted reaction verses that have been spreading across Reddit and Twitter since Sunday night.

All penned using their best Drake-lite stylings, these verses place Flog Gnaw 2019 squarely in the larger discography narrative of the 6 god with fittingly humorous results. After all, even Drake himself flipped this all into a joke by telling fans Monday night that he "just signed a 10-year residency" deal with Flog Gnaw organizers.

Anyway, while I wait in vain for some kind of "Summer Games" remix or rework or literally anything at all, do enjoy perusing some fan-imagined faux Drake x Flog Gnaw reaction verses below:

“Got boo’d for keepin it frank.” pic.twitter.com/InMW1zatb9

— this vlone shirt, a wannawan. (@NarcoReus) November 11, 2019

(hook featuring a soul sample drops)

— thottimus prime (@zajmekong) November 12, 2019

"people want me to be blunt? then fuck all y'all
they want me to be more frank, like it's flognaw" pic.twitter.com/7ux7wkB6kj

— ⌘ left at london ⌘ (@LeftAtLondon) November 11, 2019

“...funny how an Ocean of people can’t stand to sea you” https://t.co/EVU4Q0pfQ3

— 🍑 (@mspeacherino) November 11, 2019

“Quite Frankly, wanted deepness like the Ocean not shallow like a pond... guess that all goes out the window if I don’t have any Blond”

— stone cold steve flossin (@weepy_boi) November 12, 2019

& its deeper than the ocean had me on stage drowning, y'all was causing a commotion lmaoooo

— Stace (@getoutmystace) November 11, 2019

Ocean deeper than the emotions I’m feelin today,
A bunch of kids in Hollywood that been missin the wave,
Frontin like when they turnin up they don’t listen to Drake.

— kevinalexander (@kevinmusic) November 12, 2019

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