Twitter Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Thread Lets You Pretend to Be Beyoncé’s Assistant

Turns out it's very easy to get fired.

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UPDATED 06/24/19 6:05 p.m. ET: 19-year-old Landon Rivera, the creator of the viral Beyoncé's assistant thread, spoke to BuzzFeed News about it all. He says it took him about 5 hours to create. "It’s pretty much divided off common logic and some Beyoncé trivia," Rivera explained. "I know more than enough about Beyoncé, so I decided, why not make it about working with her?"

He continued: "I hope she would laugh and not be too offended [...] Especially since I kind of twisted her persona to be a cliché celebrity."

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While there are dozens of viral Twitter threads, one in particular is getting praised: the Beyoncé’s assistant game.

Twitter user @CornyAssBitch started the thread on Saturday.

Being Beyoncé’s assistant for the day: DONT GET FIRED THREAD pic.twitter.com/26ix05Hkhp

— landon (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019

Your first task is choosing Bey’s most important meal of the day: “It’s your first day on the job and Beyoncé is getting ready for a red carpet. What are you getting her for breakfast? Yogurt, granola and strawberries or a 5-star breakfast.”

It’s your first day on the job and Beyoncé is getting ready for a red carpet. What are you getting her for breakfast? Yogurt, granola and strawberries or a 5 star breakfast. pic.twitter.com/05Zq5Ccai5

— landon (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019

https://t.co/8kfSlDNCZC

— landon (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019

https://t.co/fYzReHuedU

— landon (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019

Your choice determines whether you continue or whether you’re fired. However, it looks like it’s pretty easy to get fired: Chrissy Teigen lost three questions in.

This is amazing and really well done 😂 I got fired about 3 in. https://t.co/gLdnqQY8tE

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 23, 2019

Teigen's own assistant got fired after the first question. 

My own assistant just got fired on the very first question https://t.co/VrTrv8Y26k

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 23, 2019

Beyoncé’s! https://t.co/Mhe6nmKept

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 23, 2019

Take your chances with the viral game above, and read some of the funniest reactions below.

I'm sitting here reading my termination letter, trying to work out what I did wrong.

— Nadia (@nardsinlandofoz) June 23, 2019

pic.twitter.com/tOkBZKfIxS

— Christina Rodriguez (@SuperVOGirl) June 23, 2019

I NEED THE OPINION OF SOMEONE WHO BEYONCÉ ACTUALLY FIRED

— thysz (@thysz) June 23, 2019

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