A general rule worth following if you hope to achieve anything even close to faux happiness in this life is NEVER RESPOND TO TROLLS. There are a few exceptions to this rule, including instances in which trolls are actually just poorly disguised neo-Nazis and/or when you're invited to respond in front of a camera for Noisey's always watchable "The People vs." series.

For the latest episode, Cardi B responded to "Bodak Yellow" YouTube comments both good and bad with her usual dedication to realness.

In response to one of multiple Dora the Explorer-related comments, Cardi noted the pedophiliac grossness of the user's makeout request. Someone else claimed that "Bodak Yellow" made them "hate" their dick, prompting this classic Card response:

"Well, hopefully you learn to love your asshole."

Speaking of classic responses, here's another one from Cardi to some misogynistic idiot:

"How 'bout you drink a bottle of Clorox and die? Or how 'bout you fuck your mother while your stepfather watch?"

Thankfully, not all of the selected comments were extracted from the perpetually clogged pores of trolls. See the full gamut in the video up top.

Detractors be goddamned, Cardi B is now a two-time Grammy nominee. "Bodak Yellow" grabbed nods for Best Rap Performance and Best Rap Song, which hopefully means we'll be getting a very Cardi Grammys broadcast Jan. 28.

In the meantime, we await the official video for "MotorSport" featuring Cardi, Migos, and Nicki Minaj. For a brief moment, fans thought the video would be dropping Dec. 1. Cardi later clarified that the release had unfortunately been delayed.