Examples: Too $hort, Jay-Z, Lil Wayne

You might be a rapper if... your mansion that puts MTV Cribs to shame, your fleet of luxury cars, your harem of music video girls, your adoring fans yelling your words back at you, your free clothing, free travel, and free meals—all in the prime of your lucky life—has all become too much, and made you yearn for casual afternoons of shuffleboard and early-bird specials.