7. Max Headroom "Merry Christmas Santa Claus (You're A Lovely Guy)" (1987)

Max Headroom was a freaky British artificial intelligence character with a distorted electronic voice that made him sound as if he just snorted an eight-ball and chain-smoked a carton of Newports. He always appeared on a TV screen and actually had his own TV show during the mid 1980s. His Christmas record was even worse than his commercials for the "new" Coke, and we all know how well that turned out.