Today in No One Asked for This So Why Are We Being Forced to Endure It, we have TikTok'd mansion tour footage of Mr. 40 Pizzas himself, John Schnatter.

The Papa John's founder, whose falling out with the company has been well-documented, recently shared what is apparently the first in a series of mansion tours to his TikTok account. The clip is rather unfortunately shot MTV Cribs style and features a wholly unnecessary explanation of an unconscionably hideous eagle statue, though its objective hideousness fits nicely into the overall aesthetic here of Hobby Lobby on Cocaine meets general garishness. 

Quite tragically, the quasi-tour of the mansion (sans the library) was followed by the sharing of a clip in which Schnatter hits viewers with the cringe-centered inquiry "Papa Bless or Papa Flex?" while lifting weights and wearing a t-shirt with his own face on it. And as the A.V. Club points out, Schnatter previously announced the launch of his TikTok with a slow motion tricycle video soundtracked by Megan Thee Stallion's "Savage," which further displays the mansion's inelegance.

Given the current status of the U.S. job market, not to mention the larger issue of COVID-19, Schnatter's smatterings haven't exactly been met with open arms. Instead, the former pizza papa is getting roundly roasted. Enjoy: