OnlyFans Is Trending on Twitter for People With Weird, Wildly Specific Interests

OnlyFans trending under the "food" category is a joke in itself.

The Twitter logo is seen on a phone in this photo illustration in Washington, DC.
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The Twitter logo is seen on a phone in this photo illustration in Washington, DC.

After putting our Bible back on our nightstand, and persuing only the outermost regions of the internet, we have discovered that OnlyFans is a site where people can profit off the content that they release through a monthly subscription service. It has—and correct us if we're wrong—become popularized by adult film performers who, according to the New York Times, have benefitted most from the service by giving them an opportunity to make money while also providing all creative control over what gets uploaded. 

Cool, cool, but that's not exactly why we're here. OnlyFans has been trending on Twitter because people were creating a group with very specific interests that rhyme with "fans." Sound confusing? No worries, scroll down and you'll get the idea. 

come on down to OnlyFans. there's nothing else here, just only fans pic.twitter.com/XUxpJe2Kjx

— jason (@wrdjsn) March 3, 2020

only fans but it’s just some dude crying into a camera

lonely mans https://t.co/nJ0C2y483b

— charlotte (@ccharlottestack) March 3, 2020

Only fans but it’s just me showing off my shoe collection

only vans https://t.co/wLOra7ZJVM

— SuperDuperKyle! (@SuperDuperKyle) March 3, 2020

Only fans but I turn your $200 subscription into $2000.

Only Scams. https://t.co/XUXnAZYbWY

— Damn et tu, Shawte? (@404_EOJ) March 3, 2020

Only fans but it’s only about Spanish desserts.

Only flans pic.twitter.com/qgzgYTioVA

— why does free speech cost $8 (@musicmihoyminoy) March 3, 2020

Only Fans but it’s only for scruffy looking nerf herders

Only Hans pic.twitter.com/Ppa6dbIzuf

— Netflix Geeked (@NetflixGeeked) March 3, 2020

Only fans but it’s just the best friend of the protagonist in medieval fantasies

Only Sams pic.twitter.com/R04IdINgD0

— Nerd Soup Aaron (@nerdsoupmonkey) March 3, 2020

Only fans, but for people who have XY chromosomes

OnlyMans https://t.co/HPYgpSizIJ

— Miami Heat 78-4 (@HeatApex) March 3, 2020

Only Fans but I’m just a picky eater on Thanksgiving

Only Yams https://t.co/TQwBjibyoV

— YB ⚡️ELG (@kidd_x99) March 3, 2020

Only Fans but for terrible king choices.

Only Brans. pic.twitter.com/TvPjHuoEPN

— Santa Claus, CEO (@SantaInc) March 3, 2020

Aside from this OnlyFans trend feeling like a hashtag rapper's dream come true, this is a devious way to garner attention for a site  with an actual purpose which rhyme has been hiding right under our noses.

OnlyFans, but for people who pay to watch...  

OnlyCams

We know, we know. Your mind is blown right now. 

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