9 Guys Who Got Way Too Much Plastic Surgery

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The former CEO of Abercrombie certainly bought into the culture that made the brand so successful for a while. “Dude, I’m not an old fart,” he once said of his bleached blond hair. But at the age of 70, maybe it's time to give the faux Cali surfer life a merciful retirement.

What happened to this dude's freckles? Or his eyebrows? Or, you know, the rest of him? At least most of the guys on this list cop to plastic surgery and steroids, whereas this seems to all the world like history's most inept denial.

We're all for androgyny, but the frontman for Dead or Alive has clearly augmented his face to a place where it should not tread, including a botched lip job in 2004.

Famous for writing science fiction and fiction disguised as science (a theoretical physics paper that was later thoroughly debunked), the Bogdanoff are equally fantastical about their appearances, after plastic surgery that turned their youthful looks into something resembling that robot ninja from Robocop 3.

Wanting to look like Justin Bieber and not succeeding is like, the quadruple nut punch of cosmetic procedures.

The “Stalking Cat” wanted to follow the ways of his totem, the tiger, and took it very literally, including a bifurcated lip, whiskers, and even a mechanical tail. He died in 2012, from an alleged suicide.

You know what's most important about Superman? That he's an indestructible, incorruptible guardian alien. Least important? That cowlick. This guy got it backward.

Lots of metalheads love to look like Satan. Most of them don't go for actual implanted horns and a forked tongue, which probably makes Paslow the only one to commit tax fraud in order to do all that. Crime can pay, kids…but only if you spend it right.

The “Human Ken,” as he calls himself, has spent over $200 grand on 20 surgeries to look like the world's most famous male side piece, including a recent, horrifyingly dangerous procedure to remove some hardly noticeable veins from his forehead. But when you're chasing the image of a literal plastic doll, no detail is too small to be buffed (or sliced) out. What's weirder is that Jedlica isn't the only Human Ken Doll. Just recently, another Human Ken Doll, Brazilian Celso Santebanes, tragically passed away from leukemia.