Musicians are what make the red carpet go 'round. Most of them are fucking lunatics, so their alphets reflect their constant state of mental unbalance, especially when compared to politically correct, middle of the road leaning actors o Hollywood. Like, ugh, those motherfuckers are so boring. So, right, the 2015 Grammys were last night and everything was right in the world despite the fact that they haven't handed out a correct award since their inception. Overall, we got some weirdness, some beautiful dimes looking foine as hell, a whole lot of old people performing old people songs and a Kanye stage rush that didn't actually materialize, but was still easily the dopest dad joke of all time. It was pretty mcuh four hours (SIX if you include the red carpet) of greatness. Let's see who showed up and who should have stayed at home.
1. grammys lead
2. John mayer
3. Beyonce
4. Rihanna
5. Iggy azalea
6. Kimye
7. xsthpkutj5rfqtop5ncc
Kanye Sweatsuit
Kanye also wore the new Adidas Yeezy Boots with a velour sweatsuit that is reportedly part of his Adidas collection, but also maybe just Haider Ackerman F/W 15. Either way, Sopranos chic is back and hypbeasts now have their own version of the classic basic bitch Juicy tracksuit and Uggs combo to rip off.
8. tswift
9. nicki
10. Gaga tony bennett
11. Katy perry
12. Gwen
13. Sia
14. Charli xcx
15. Madonna
16. Ciara
17. Rita ora
18. B9XKdVkIgAEpfa9
Pharrell
Worst fucking dressed HANDS DOWN. Pharrell's entire Adidas short suit was made of 3M material, so, when the flash hits, it reflects, this being the result. Finally, the metaphorical Stone Cold Stunner that 3M needed to be vanquished once and for all. Also, don't button both buttons, you fool. That's #menswear 101.
19. Usher
20. John and chrissy
21. Big sean ariana
22. Nick jonas
Nick Jonas
He may be dating Miss Universe 2012, but he's also wearing struggle Kanye 808s era clothing wayyyy past the 808s era. Catch up, bro. Nobody is jealous of this fit.
23. Anna kendrick
24. Gambino
25. Megan trainor
26. Chris brown
27. Mike will and miley
28. Sam smith
29. Paris Hilton
30. Ed sheeran
31. Joy Villa
32. Bleona Qereti
33. Elton Castee
Elton Castee
Elton Caste is a YouTube and Vine star who shaved stripes into his leg hair because that's what you do when you're not a real celebrity.