No, "throat GOAT" isn't trending on social media because of Nancy Reagan.
Over the past few days, people on the social media site formerly known as Twitter have been cracking jokes over a series of photos that show some of the wildest throat tattoos people have gotten. These include everything from a train tunnel and a third eye to an hourglass and one that reads "KING" in all caps. There's a whole cornucopia of outlandish throat art out there, regardless of whether you want to see them or not. The trending images have resulted in something of a throat-off, with everyone vying to crack the best fellatio jokes.
Some of them are blowing up, and you can head below to check out some of the best examples.
One of the most popular throat tattoo pictures circulating online right now is one of a train tunnel, which has inspired everything from Train to Busan references to one of the wildest acclamations you'll read this year: "CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A THROATER."
Then there's the hourglass, which inspired plenty of jokes about "timeless throat."
There's also this admittedly impressive piece that shows three skulls on this guy's neck. It's earned comparisons to a killstreak in Call of Duty, or the general concept of stealing someone's soul.
There's plenty of other examples where the jokes just write themselves.
But we've gotta save the best 'till lastâthe final boss of all throat: Throat King.
Of course, throat tats don't come without consequences, as some users pointed out.
