The Best Secret Stash Spots

Hide your valuables where no one can find them.

Jun 26, 2013
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Need a place to stash your jewelry from burglars? Your food from your co-workers? Or maybe your cigarettes from your significant other? Whatever you have to hide, we've got your back.

Here are the 25 Best Secret Stash Spots for all your hiding needs. Officially called diversion safes, they are the best way to keep whatever you want hidden truly hidden. From outdoor key holders to do-it-yourself recycled safes we've found the most creative ways to store your stuff.

Let these secret stash spots help you secure your hidden treasures.

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25. Book Safe

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25. Book Safe

Brand: The Store

Click Here To Buy It Now At Security and Self-Defense, $19.95

We couldn't help but include the classic book safe. This book definitely can't be judged by its cover.

24. DIY Flashlight Safe

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24. DIY Flashlight Safe

Brand: Eveready

Click here to buy it now at Staples, $3.99

If your old flashlight stops working, throw out the used batteries, and replace them with something more precious. The flashlight safe is an easy way to make recycling handy.

23. Travel Mug Safe

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23. Travel Mug Safe

Brand: Trudeau

Click Here To Buy It Now At Buzz Mug, $14.95

This cup can't even handle you right now! Most people own a travel coffee mug, and no one would think to look for jewels under its lid. Just remember to clean out the coffee grinds first. 

22. Flower Pot Safe

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22. Flower Pot Safe

Brand: SDS Supply Corp.

Click Here To Buy It Now At SDS Supply Corp., $38.95

Your items will certainly stay put in these potted protectors.

21. Hanger Safe

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21. Hanger Safe

Brand: Going In Style

Click Here To Buy It Now At Amazon, $20.00

Hang on to your riches with this safe that tucks right into your closet. 

20. CD Safe

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20. CD Safe

Brand: Southwest Specialty

Click Here To Buy It Now At Preparedness, $26.99

I C what you D'd there. CD cases are the perfect places to hide money, credit cards, and more. What looks like a stack of plastic CD cases is actually a hidden compartment for storing all your dirty little secrets. 

19. Surge Protector Diversion Safe

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19. Surge Protector Diversion Safe

Brand: StreetWise

Click Here To Buy It Now At Amazon, $22.90

When you don't want something to be found, hide it in an obscure household item. This surge protector won't help you charge your cellphone, but it's a great treasure chest.

18. Candle Safe

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18. Candle Safe

Brand: BeWild

Click Here To Buy It Now At Amazon, $24.99

You won't get burned with this sneaky safe.

17. Hide-A-Key Thermometer

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17. Hide-A-Key Thermometer

Brand: Trademark Global

Click Here To Buy It Now At Target, $7.99

Getting warmer! This thermometer is the perfect place to hide a spare key and keep it away from strangers.

16. Hidden Salt Shaker Diversion Safe

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16. Hidden Salt Shaker Diversion Safe

Brand: Diversion Safes

Click Here To Buy It Now At Deluxe CCTV, $12.95

Keep your valuables protected from assault with this salty safe.

15. DIY ChapStick Safe

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15. DIY ChapStick Safe

Brand: ChapStick

Click Here To Buy It Now At Walgreens, $1.59

When your lip balm runs out, at least you have a convenient case for medicine or money.

14. Lawn Sprinkler Hide-A-Key Safe

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14. Lawn Sprinkler Hide-A-Key Safe

Brand: Desert Shield Personal Safety

Click Here To Buy It Now At Desert Shield Personal Safety, $19.95

This sprinkler won't water your plants or cool you down on a hot day, but it's a perfect place to stash spare keys. 

12. Bread Safe

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12. Bread Safe

Brand: Bim Bam Banana

Click Here To Buy It Now At Bim Bam Banana, $79.00

Get a loaf of this safe bread!

11. Pillow Safe

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11. Pillow Safe

Brand: StreetWise

Click Here To Buy It Now At Amazon, $29.35

These throw pillows do more than just provide additional couch support.

10. Hide-A-Key Faux Rock

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10. Hide-A-Key Faux Rock

Brand: RocLok

Click Here To Buy It Now At Brookstone, $65.00

This lock really rocks! Instead of keeping your key under a doormat, put it in this rock lock. 

Soda Can Safe

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9. Soda Can Safe

Brand: Coca-Cola

Click Here To Buy It Now At eBay, $8.49

It's easy to get addicted to these clever safes.

8. Clock with Hidden Compartment

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8. Clock with Hidden Compartment

Brand: Quartz

Click Here To Buy It Now At Boscov's, $9.99

These cool clocks do a lot more than tell time. Stash your valuables behind the clock face, and hang it right on the wall.

7. Battery Diversion Safe

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7. Battery Diversion Safe

Brand: AA

Click Here To Buy It Now At eBay, $9.95

Who would think to check an old battery for hidden goodies? Just make sure someone doesn't try to use it to power electronics. 

6. DIY Sharpie Safe

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6. DIY Sharpie Safe

Brand: Sharpie

Click Here To Buy It Now At Office Depot, $4.79

Be sharp! After your Sharpies run out of ink, empty the plastic cases, and use them to store tiny treasures. 

5. The "Brief Safe" Fake Dirty Underwear

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5. The "Brief Safe" Fake Dirty Underwear

Brand: Newegg

Click Here To Buy It Now At Newegg, $16.99

This might be the grossest safe on our list, but you can't deny that it would be effective. 

4. Treasure Chest Sandal

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4. Treasure Chest Sandal

Brand: Reef

Click Here To Buy It Now At Amazon, $15.60 - $24.97

These clever shoes may be for kids, but they are definitely cool enough for all ages!

3. Head of Iceberg Lettuce Safe

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3. Head of Iceberg Lettuce Safe

Brand: Bim Bam Banana

Click Here To Buy It Now At Bim Bam Banana, $99.00

Just fill this lettuce with valuables and throw it in the fridge! No one will ever know unless they try to make a salad. Lettuce know how it works out.

2. DIY iPod Cigarette Case

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2. DIY iPod Cigarette Case

Brand: Apple

Click Here To Buy It Now At eBay, $25.00 and up

Have an old broken iPod? Take out the hard drive and use it as storage. Cigarettes, business cards and USB's will fit like peas in this pod.

1. Electrical Outlet Wall Safe

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1. Electrical Outlet Wall Safe

Brand: US Patrol

Click Here To Buy It Now At Walmart, $8.99

This safe is electrifying! Just make sure you don't try your key in the wrong outlet. 

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