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In the Mexican state of Puebla, Cinco de Mayo is known as El Día de la Batalla de Puebla, which translates to "The Day of the Battle of Puebla". This celebration commemorating the Mexican army's victory of French forces on May 5, 1862 has also been adapted by thirsty gringos looking for any excuse to get day-drunk. Of course there's still regions around Mexico and the United State that honor this day for its pride and culture, but let's keep it real for minute by showing you a collection of janky, poorly designed, and slightly offensive Cinco de Mayo party flyers. Because in a sad, sad way, isn't this what El Día de la Batalla de Puebla is all about?
Gallery: Janky Cinco de Mayo Party Flyers
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Abraham Lincoln used to wear hats. But definitely not this one.
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This guy... And, they hit you with "Arriba! Arriba!" No they didn't?
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Dave Navarro, what the fuck did Carmen Electra do to you?
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This one is actually pretty classy. Except for maybe the free donkey rides, bottle of tequila, and pinata. Besides that, the tittys are muy bueno.
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We're pretty sure real rednecks don't have a lot of Mexican friends. But who knows? Maybe this party is a great place for them to meet.
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No. No. No.
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This puppet doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he makes it a Dos Equis.
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We've got a bleeder.
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This guy's not from Mexico. But it's okay because his gnarly hand is there to distract you.
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Cool story, bro.
