You guys need new socks and everyone knows basics need to come in at least packs of two. One time, I was too lazy to do laundry before a trip, so I just robocopped a pack of T-shirts, a pack of boxers and a grip of Nike socks and just wore the same jeans for a week straight. BEST. TRIP. EVER. I only had to fly with just a backpack and, in case you didn't know, flying with just a backpack is wild fucking liberating, you guys. I didn't have to worry about the airline losing my bag or charging me a struggle fee for a carry-on. My only issue? Homeland Security. Those guys are kind of suspicious of a single guy with a big ass beard traveling alone across country with just a backpack. I even ended up talking to one of the undercover dudes who just mingles at the gate trying to sniff out bad guys. Well, that, or I just talked to a total weirdo who was pretending to be a secret agent. Anyways, these Anonymous Ism socks come in a nice little cardboard box so you totally know they're worth it.
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