Gallery: 15 Style Choices That Won't Get You Laid

Let's face it: there are dudes in Crocs and Cargo Shorts at this very moment that have had sex. Frankly, the part clothes play in attraction is not as big as confidence and well... alcohol. But hey, looking your best definitely can't hurt your chances, which is why we asked some of our lady friends about the stylistic deal-breakers guys are often seen sporting.

Men look their best when they look like they just threw an outfit together. It's the mixture of clothes that fit and just the right amount of "I don't give a f*ck" attitude that really sets off a dope kit. Many of the items listed are often the one unnecessary piece that push something over the edge, into "trying too hard" territory. We're just here to help you out. Here are 15 Style Choices That Won't Get You Laid.

Why You Won't Get Laid: "This is a lose-lose situation. Either you're wearing these to compensate for your little friend (no thanks), or you can't find anything to fit your huge friend (nightmare). We're scared of both." - Soo-Young Kim, Editorial Assistant, Complex

Why You Won't Get Laid: "I know handlebar mustaches and wild-man goatees take ages to grow, and I know dudes are proud of them, but it really comes down to this: Would a self-respecting girl really want to make out with that? Probably not." - Holly Thomas, Style Writer and Founder of Butler & Claypool

Why You Won't Get Laid: Most people can't pull off a fedora in a casual context, even celebrities. Chances are if you wear one in public, especially with a graphic T-shirt and jeans, you're more likely to end up on this tumblr than in someone's pants.

Why You Won't Get Laid: "We all made fun of A Night at the Roxbury for good reason." - Jessica Conatser, Blogger, Nympathically Haute

Why You Won't Get Laid: "I love when a guy wears a bandanna or a subtly-printed narrow scarf under a button-up shirt. But the only reason anyone wears a neckerchief today is to be cool and eclectic, so keep it quirky — don't wear a bandanna if you're also wearing cowboy boots. Unless you're actually in a rodeo." - Holly Thomas, Style Writer and Founder of Butler & Claypool

Why You Won't Get Laid: "Sherlock Holmes may have been a wonderful detective, but maybe it's because he was never getting laid." - Jessica Conatser, Blogger, Nympathically Haute

Why You Won't Get Laid: Because apparently you never stopped shopping at Hot Topic.

Why You Won't Get Laid: If you're worried more about scuffing up your shoes than paying attention to your date, pulling chicks is the least of your problems. Also, kicks that are too white can detract attention from the rest of your 'fit, not to mention they go great with a pair of scrubs.

Why You Won't Get Laid: Nothing says "I'm trying my best to be stylish" like a random bowtie. They had their moment for a long time but now they're pretty over unless you're going to a formal event. Here's a hint: if you're wearing jeans, sneakers, and an untucked shirt, you probably shouldn't wear a bowtie. This picture of the Jonas Brothers is like two fails in one, which brings us to our next item...

Why You Won't Get Laid: Throwing on a suit vest over a T-shirt is such a cop out and makes you look like you don't really know what you're doing. It was hot for like, a second, and now is an instant douchebag alert. When you want to break apart a suit, opt for the sportcoat over the vest.

Why You Won't Get Laid: Unless it's game day, you got no excuse wearing one of these out the house, dude. She'll assume you either just got up or didn't care enough to put on a real outfit. Either way, it means no dice.

Why You Won't Get Laid: "This makes me think of sweaty dudes, possibly with beer bellies. In case we're not clear, that is not a good thing." - Holly Thomas, Style Writer and Founder of Butler & Claypool

Why You Won't Get Laid: "CAN YOU SAY SEX OFFENDER?!" - Soo-Young Kim, Editorial Assistant, Complex

Why You Won't Get Laid: "The caterer/waiter vibe isn't even cool on Dan Humphrey." - Jessica Conatser, Blogger, Nympathically Haute