Pop starlet Taylor Swift's song inspirations can come from anywhere, but most often, they come from ex-boyfriends. But what happens when the 23-year-old songstress runs out of "material," that is, eligible single celebs to canoodle with?
Our advice? Hit up the world of style blogging, where many unmarried males would probably like to take Ms. Swift out to a nice dinner, or at the very least a couple of cocktails at an industry event. After the inevitable breakups, we're sure she'll enough "inspiration" for a whole new album. Here are 10 Taylor Swift Songs Written About Menswear Bloggers*.
*We can't actually verify whether or not Taylor Swift wrote these songs explicitly about these menswear bloggers, or if she dated them, or if she dumped them for "not being crispy enough," or if they still cry about it to themselves at night. But we can certainly use our imaginations.
Pop starlet Taylor Swift's song inspirations can come from anywhere, but most often, they come from ex-boyfriends. But what happens when the 23-year-old songstress runs out of "material," that is, eligible single celebs to canoodle with?
Our advice? Hit up the world of style blogging, where many unmarried males would probably like to take Ms. Swift out to a nice dinner, or at the very least a couple of cocktails at an industry event. After the inevitable breakups, we're sure she'll enough "inspiration" for a whole new album. Here are 10 Taylor Swift Songs Written About Menswear Bloggers*.
*We can't actually verify whether or not Taylor Swift wrote these songs explicitly about these menswear bloggers, or if she dated them, or if she dumped them for "not being crispy enough," or if they still cry about it to themselves at night. But we can certainly use our imaginations.
Jake Davis of Jake Davis Blog
Song Name: “This Is Not A Test Shot”
Sample Lyric: Had me spinning right round over and over so slowly. / You were my Supreme world, boy if only… / Wish this romance didn’t end, why couldn’t you look at me beyond the lens?
John Jannuzzi of Textbook
Song Name: “Anything But Textbook”
Sample Lyric: Lucky for me, you drove me Oscar Wilde. / Sharp dresser with a killer smile. / Now when we talk, you just throw back a perplexed look. / Should’ve known you were anything but textbook.
F.E. Castleberry of Unabashedly Prep
Song Name: “Unabashedly Unprepared”
Sample Lyric: You played it rough, threw my heart around like Rugby / I should’ve known, you weren’t prepped to love me.
Ryan Plett of You Have Broken The Internet
Song Name: “You Have Broken My Interheart”
Sample Lyric: Said I had that style you’d been seeking, so why am I now the one who’s weeping? / I should’ve seen we were doomed from the start-up / You broke the Internet and tore my heart up.
Michael Williams of A Continuous Lean
Song Name: “A Continuous Dream”
Sample Lyric: Here I was your girl from the heartland. Made in America, old-fashioned romance. / Fawn over heritage, run away from marriage, I’m the lone horse pulling a Levi’s carriage.
Joshua Kissi of Street Etiquette
Song Name: “Not-So-Sweet Etiquette”
Sample Lyric: Miss me, miss me, don't you now, Kissi? / Caught up in black ivy, now I won’t go down quietly.
Sean Sullivan of The Impossible Cool
Song Name: “Too Impossibly Cool”
Sample Lyric: You see the world in black-and-white, I know the past just seemed so right / I could've been your Steve McQueen, female James Dean, LIFE magazine dream.
Lawrence Schlossman of Four Pins/Sartorially Inclined/How to Talk to Girls At Parties
Song Name: “Romantically Disinclined”
Sample Lyric: All the girls warned me, "don't talk to him at parties." / Four pins to the wind, hands in the air / I don't really give an f about your menswear.
Marcus Troy of The Marcus Troy Experience
Song Name: “My Marcus Troy Experience”
Sample Lyric: I thought you had loved me for me—and not my social currency / You influenced me from the start, but I couldn’t influence your heart”
Scott Schuman of The Sartorialist
Song Name: “The Heartorialist”
Sample Lyric: You found me on a cobblestone street in Milan or Paris / Said something 'bout how great my hair was. / Why'd it take me so long to see / That your camera and your heart are full of girls that aren’t me.
