What Your Favorite Drug Says About Your Personal Style

The choices you make in life reflect upon who you are as a person. And, over time, the decisions you make begin to form patterns and develop ways in which they relate to one another. These choices don't automatically define who you are, but they can help inform the courses you take through life. Now, of course we're not endorsing drug use, we're just saying that your drug of choice can send signals to other people about what you're like as a person. And that includes your manner of dress. Whether you think we're dissing the user or the dresser, don't be offended at this tongue-in-cheek look at What Your Favorite Drug Says About Your Personal Style.

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Preferred Brands: True Religion, Moncler
Style Icon: Chief Keef

As your limbs get extra linguini, the most important part of your 'fit is your belt. Just pray that shit holds your pants up as you figuratively and literally start sliding.

Preferred Brands: Joyrich, US Alteration
Style Icons: Trinidad James, Danny Brown

Everything you wear is soft, pleasant, and feels nice. But when you're rolling, shit upgrades multiple levels until it feels like 27 velvet boobs rubbing up on your skin.

Preferred Brands: Highland, Kit Neale, Jeremy Scott
Style Icons: Hunter S. Thompson, Jimi Hendrix

LSD enthusiasts are low-key more expert at layering than street goths. The only difference is, goths stick to one color, while the acid-heads focus on piling on every hue, shade, tinge, tone, chroma, and color, ones you didn't even know about.

Preferred Brands: Kapital, visvim, Perks and Mini
Style Icons: John Mayer

Your fits are complex, interesting, and all-natural, just like the cow shit that your shrooms were grown in.

Preferred Brands: Knock-off Ed Hardy, Hot Topic
Style Icons: Jon Gosselin, Guy Fieri

Your style is garbage, and you're saving up for a grill to cover up your meth mouth.

Preferred Brands: Saint Laurent, Alexander McQueen
Style Icons: Keith Richards

You live life like you're a motherfuckin' rockstar. Fuck yeah! Then you die at age 33.

Preferred Brands: Men's Wearhouse
Style Icons: Rob Ford

You have to double up on undershirts to sop up the crack-sweats. The salesman at Men's Wearhouse got you hooked on polyester blends and sold you your first rocks.

Preferred Brands: Versace, Diesel
Style Icons: Prince, Rick James

Whoo! Your shirts operate on a two-button maximum, and the only thing shaking harder than your eyeballs are the fringes and sequins on your baroque shirt.

Preferred Brands: Jungmaven, HUF, Patagonia
Style Icons: Snoop Dogg, Willy Nelson, A$AP Rocky

Your style, like your strains, may vary, but one thing is constant. You'll always have a hidden pocket somewhere in your 'fit.

Preferred Brands: Whatever you find in the dumpster
Style Icons: The raving derelict who lives under the highway overpass

You embody the DGAF attitude that all stylish guys wish they had. The only difference is, you really actually don't give a fuck because your life is ruined and your clothes are covered in the scabs that have flaked off your arms.