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The White Guy's Guide to Winter Clothing
Winter is the time to envelop our selves with amazing outerwear, get bundled in that overpriced knit and rock the newest gore-tex boot. Well, at least for most of us. Most of us throw our summer apparel in the back of the closet, but there's always one guy be it on the street or on campus who just STAYS rocking the mandals and shorts in the snow. In homage to "that guy" who is, let's face it, typically of the Caucasoid persuasion, we've put together looks that ensure you're the flyest white guy...in December cargo shorts. Here is our White Man's Guide to Winter Clothing. We salute you, you freakish cold-blooded bastard.
COLLEGIATE
From books to points on your meal card, what you put on your back is the last of your worries.
CELEBRITY POSTER BOY: Mark Zuckerberg
OUTDOORSY
Not exactly yeti-like but alarmingly close.
CELEBRITY POSTER BOY: Bear Grylls
MODERN
For the guy who aspires to subtle sophistication.
CELEBRITY POSTER BOY: Ryan Reynolds
HOOD ASPIRATIONAL
When you're popping 40s under flashing lights or just trying to look like you're bolstering your melanin game.
CELEBRITY POSTER BOY: Michael Rapaport
ATHLETIC
Just losing heat from the top of your head is cardio for you.
CELEBRITY POSTER BOY: Michael Phelps
