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Florida is a state you probably only think about during air tight presidential elections and DJ Khaled music videos. When it comes to fashion, you likely dismiss it as a tasteless hub for garish clubheads and retired golfers. We've got news for you, snob. The Sunshine State is an epicenter for dope looks, many of which you've mistakenly credited to taste makers in New York and Milan. Don't believe us? Check out the 12 Style Tips We Learned from Floridians.
Written by Sean Evans (@seanseaevans)
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Wrap it Up
Gold's Gym Coral Gables is Florida's version Harajuku, where the lat pulldown machines serve as guideposts for the area's latest fashion trends. In the early '80s, Hulk Hogan began rocking his trademark bandana as a way to preemptively combat male pattern baldness and stay dry during especially taxing clean and jerks. Thanks to Hogan, the wraparound look has made a seamless transition from the squat rack to the red carpet with cosigns from icons like Kanye West, Justin Timberlake, and Lady Gaga.
Take Your Socks to the Next Level
Florida's The Villages isn't just a retirement community, it's a nerve center for skate park fashion. Tyler the Creator is responsible for bringing knee high socks to detention halls throughout America, but the look's been a fairway staple on the Nancy Lopez Legacy Course since before he was born. You have to give credit where it's due. When it comes to jacked up socks, canvas sneakers and dolphin shorts, the 18th green at Tierra Del Sol is years ahead of Lollapalooza's main stage.
Top it Off
While you blow your bartending tips on a Norse Projects beanie or python skin snapback, Chevy S10 owners throughout Pensacola County boast a much more stylish capstone. Whether you're wrestling alligators in the Everglades, mudding in the Pahokee backwoods, or residing over a billion dollar entertainment empire, keep it long and let your ears breathe.
Take No Small Steps
Kanye West gets a lot of creative credit for designing the Air Yeezy. But his supposed concept has been a linchpin at the Kennedy Space Center since 1958. Before you stroke Nike's Eric Avar or Jeremy Scott for being at the forefront of sneaker design, give some love to the Cape Canaveral astrophysicists that they rip off so blatantly.
Dirt Bag Swag
Ladies love spontaneity and excitement. So, we're not surprised to see the whiskey-drunk-degenerate-with-prison-tats look transcend the student parking lot at Tallahassee Community College. If you have goofy hair, some ratchet ink work, and a propensity towards bar fights, you're just a dance class and Swizz Beatz collab away from landing Rihanna.
Life's a Beach, Dig It
Whether you're yachting in the South of France or funneling Coors Light on the shores of Panama City Beach, no waterside ensemble is complete without a cold beverage accessory. Don't over think it either, fancy pants. If you're walking through Fort Myers with a craft cocktail, you're lible to get sand kicked in your face by a blacked out spring breaker. Real talk.
Jorts > Your Shorts
With Billionaire Boys Club and OriginalFake's recent showcasing of denim shorts, streetwear brands and bloggers are crowding the "jorts" bandwagon. But where were y'all in the 2000s? While in-designers ditched jean cutoffs for camouflage and repetitive anchor patterns, the Gainesville area worked tirelessly to keep the trend alive at Jake Owen concerts and DUI checkpoints. Teyana Taylor's Instagram feed might have inspired you to pay a premium for destroyed denim, but the look's been a mainstay in New Found Glory mosh pits for a decade.
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Break on Through (To the Leather Side)
Donning leather pants is the most powerful fashion statement one can make. It's equal parts motorcycle safety, unabashed confidence and a senseless affront to innocent livestock. Fuck the world. Fuck cows. Damn, I look good. Jim Morrison (The Doors front man and proud Floridian) chaffed his way through the '60s rock scene in a set of trademark, leather trousers. Purveyors of talcum powder can thank "The Lizard King" for blazing a trail in pop culture for hide adoring celebrities and aggressive sexual fetishists.
Show Your Tribal Spirit
Accessorizing with a head dress is an admiring and totally fashionable way to honor our country's Native American heritage. As an added bonus, it also serves as an inconspicuous means of sneaking fifths of Rumple Minze into Bobby Bowden Stadium. While Tribal pattern snapbacks and Navajo print varsities are the stuff Kith collaborations are made of, Seminole-themed garb is just a rapper cosign away from being a huge trend in 2013.
Take a Page from South Beach's Finest
Miami's standard issue police uniform consists of an Armani jacket, linen pants, and a pair of slip-on loafers. Nothing intimidates cocaine smugglers and violent factions of the T.N.S. Outlaws quite like Italian sport coats and a soft pastel color scheme. More than two decades after turning in their badges, the style of Miami Vice's James "Sonny" Crockett and Ricardo Tubbs continues to reverberate throughout Hollywood and in the palatial walk-in closets of Saudi oil princes.
Red Pants Set Any Outfit Off
Who's the leader of the pack as steezy as can be? M-I-C-K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E. That's right, although he regularly rocked a pair of red shorts and no shirt, Disney's main mascot knew how to dress to the nines. How'd he do it? Pairing a tuxedo jacket with bright red pants and some bright accessories—peep that yellow bowtie. It seems pop star Justin Bieber followed suit. And he's not the only one. Looks like Mickey needs a new nickname. Sing along now: C-R-I-S-P-Y, M-O-U-S-E.
Junkie Chic
Listen kids, drugs are not cool. But appearing to have a recreational bath salts addiction is actually pretty stylish. Kristen Stewart looks as though she's 48 hours into a heroin withdrawal and Ke$ha's whole persona seems to have been lifted directly from rerun episodes of Cops: Jacksonville. Bottom line, the tweaker look has range. If you're trying to win back a love scorned Robert Pattinson, or just want to look cool while fighting off cops with a shattered bottle of Wild Turkey—you can't go wrong with the street style cues of Duval Country trailer parks.