20 Accidentally Sexual Church Signs

You gotta love incorrect signage. We've previously highlighted the horrors of retail displays and billboards gone wrong, and while there's a religious bent this time around, it's all in the spirit of humor. We wish they planned these signs a little more carefully, but since they didn't, here are 20 Accidentally Sexual Church Signs.

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Worst. Advice. Ever.

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God helps those who help themselves...and others.

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That's what friends are for. Come on, bring it in for the real thing.

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We can't be sure, but if you're offering...

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No thanks.

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Aww, now that's true love! Congratulations, Dick!

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We would have gone with something oil based, but smiles are cool, too.

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Bored with the fancy stuff? Try going back to the basics to switch things up.

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Maybe that's why you never put your right hand on the Bible in court.

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Master Architect Badge achieved!

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A good shepherd knows how to lead his flock. Bravo sir, bravo.

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Hey, it's a two way street. Isn't there a passage that says it's better to give than receive?

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What could that same tongue do to a 6-foot woman?

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That's one hell of a cover charge!

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And we don't deal with weak squares in this power circle.

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Curb your enthusiasm, buddy. This is not something to be proud of.

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Spitters are quitters. Amen.

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Where is this door, and who gave him a key? You may want to consider changing the locks again.

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Yep, that's usually how it works...but a church sign isn't exactly the place to proclaim that to the world.

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There can't nobody correct your grammar either. We feel sorry for the guy/girl who has to follow in those footsteps.

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