Iced Coffee and Summertime

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You guys find a cool pair of shorts yet? I'm pushing the shorts agenda because I'm too old and fat not to wear shorts in the summer. These Neighborhood shorts seem like they're a good length and relaxed enough for you to really enjoy that iced coffee with condensed milk out in the conservatory garden. There's nothing like enjoying sugary diuretics on a hot summer day. It's one of my favorite pastimes. Make sure to wear these 100% cotton shorts this summer while you traipse amongst the hydrangea sipping on concentrated amounts of caffeine and sugar. Iced coffee and summertime were made for one another. Nothing goes with increased exposure to ultraviolet rays like slowly shutting down key parts of your body's endocrine system.

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