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This is that turbo diesel shit to start off your week correct, brah. If you're driving into work on Monday morning and you see a fucking gnarly swell rolling in off the horizon, you gotta catch a few waves before that important quarterly sales report, brah. Well, now you don't even need to bring a separate wetsuit with you, brah. The Quiksilver "True" Wetsuit is literally a suit made out of neoprene, brah. It's a complete set—blazer, shirt, tie and pants—that comes in a black, navy or tuxedo version, brah.
While Julien David dropped a black tie collabo joint with Quiksilver earlier this year, this is the full treatment that puts the "suit" in "wetsuit." Granted, it will run you about $2,500 for the full kit, so I'm not quite sure what would possess someone to spend more than $2,000 on something like this when they could just get a nice suit and a separate wetsuit for a much lower price. Either way, the chill levels are pretty off the charts. Imagine seeing a dapper, wavy dude getting just straight up pitted in one of these. Glorious.