Guys, I'm gonna say something none of you will believe: I bought a campaign hat, like, three weeks before Pharrell wore his Arby's hat to the Grammys and now I can never wear it because I know everyone will be like, "Nice dumb hat, guy. You look like you're trying be that guy from The Voice." I'd be like, "Listen, the 'Grindin'' beat is one of the best beats of all time and I bought this hat before Pharrell." But no one would believe me. Yes, this nonnative hat has similar crown dents to a campaign hat, but I feel like you're more equipped than I am to emotionally deal the tired comparisons.
