Guys, that dog who wears clothing and makes more money than you do now has a book too. I repeat, Menswear Dog is releasing a fucking book, entitled Menswear Dog Presents: The New Classics: Fresh Looks for the Modern Man. TWO colons, really? Seems a bit superfluous, but what do I know? It's not like I've ever had a book deal or anything. And you thought you were bummed when you realized Lawrence signed his deal.
YES, A FUCKING SHIBA INU GOT A REAL, ACTUAL ADVANCE AND IS ALSO ON THE COVER OF A GODDAMN BOOK. I met Menswear Dog once at a some function and fam was straight killing it. There was literally a whole circle of space around him as he walked through the venue. At first I thought it was the power of his celebrity, but I think everyone was just afraid of stepping on his adorable little dog feet. I just hope Menswear Dog is getting paid right and not currently embattled in the canine version of Lil Wayne vs. Birdman. Like, we all know his humans are raking in the fucking cash, but is this little guy getting at least the fanciest of treats and doing blow off of some model bitches? GET IT? IT WORKS 'CAUSE GIRL DOGS ARE CALLED BITCHES. Yeah, I think that joke proves why ya boy's still book-less. But ayy, Menswear Dog, hit me up, dawg. Let's rip a G Pen outside Milk Studios while we watch all these lames pretend that they matter to the industry.