Shout out to SASQUATCHFabrix for making a shirt that will let me look like a video glitch. I wonder what it's like to put this shirt on. I'm assuming you have to pull it over your head. That's part of the charm of buying shit online. Sure, you don't get to interact with another human being and you don't get to try on a garment before you buy it, but you get the added surprise of learning how to put it on and how it feels 2-6 business days after your purchase. Unless you live somewhere godforsaken like Canada. Canadian shipping takes forever and costs like a billion dollars. It's seriously the only drawback to living in Canada that I can think of. You know, other than pronouncing "pasta" like a goddamned barbarian.
