Man, I really want to buy this Bodega crack commandments mug and tee pack. One, Biggie. Two, cocaine references. Three, I like fancy mugs. I'm getting older now, people, and I really appreciate sitting in my apartment, sipping coffee out of a mug I spent too much money on. You guys should totally buy yourself this mug. Take it to your favorite fancy café and see how long it takes for some narc to be like, "Don't you see the irony in drinking a 6 dollar coffee out of a mug that glorifies crack cocaine?" To which you should respond, "IS IT EVEN IRONIC?" Then do a bump of coke off your hand.
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