Whoa, Epaulet just dropped a flex bomb with this shell cordovan collection they did in collaboration with StyleForum. I mean, these are fancy sneakers made from horse butt. You can't ask for much more than sneakers made from horse butt that only cost $295 fucking dollars. That's a downright steal when it comes to horse butt, guys. Truthfully, I don't know much about the horse butt market, but everything made from horse butt is super fucking expensive. Is it weird I wish they had made a white version? Then, I could have totally made a joke about doing cocaine off a horse's butt. Yeah, maybe it's a good thing they didn't.