These Saucony Jazz O Lux Premiums are plain as fuck. That's a good thing though. I'm not gonna lie, I wish these sneakers came in two different colorways, both just monochromatic versions of the two colors on the actual sneakers I'm supposed to be writing about. I love beige sneakers because I saw them in a Japanese lookbook and, well, when haven't I wanted something from a Japanese lookbook, amirite? These are the kind of sneakers that you randomly see on some fucking narc dad at the airport and you're like, "Damn, that narc dad is killing it." And that, my friends, is how you know they are a strong look: They can overcome the swaglessness that is being a dad at the airport.