Club & Country: AC Milan/Italy

"Ohhhhhhhh, Balotelli, he's a striker, he gives no fucks!" Every football fan's favorite player to hate, Balo's polarizing personality is only matched by his outrageous sense of style. He's so deeply embedded in Euro Douche tendencies, that he has to be given a free pass. His arrogant and brash attitude toward fashion earns him a place on this list. His bizarre fashion choices come directly from his complete disregard for whatever the hell we think of him. Which is, of course, the central tenent of having a personal sense of style that is uniquely yours. Why always you Balo?