Douchebags

You can probably picture exactly the sort of maskless idiot who would insist on having a packed-out wedding during a global pandemic. Horror abounds.

No doubt a devastating blow to those who enjoy their sandwiches subpar.

Billy McFarland has a history of making some questionable moves.

Not caring whether wearing sunglasses inside is cool or not might be the ultimate cool thing to do.

Jonah Hill and Miles Teller are starring in the real-life story of 20-somethings who somehow secured a contract to supply the U.S. military with weapons.

Sometimes karma burns like Mace.

Science! What a time.

The Alpha Tau Omega chapter at Indiana University was suspended after a video depicting a hazing ceremony hit Twitter.

This professional trash dude is a business partner of J. Lo's first husband Ojani Noa, who claims he has some "unfinished business."

Martin Shkreli is really out here having a phenomenal week.

He quickly rose from "rich guy in Brand New shirt who bought pill rights" to "rich guy in Brand New shirt who bought pill rights, wtf?"

He was also once photographed wearing a Brand New t-shirt, though his thoughts on Taking Back Sunday remain unconfirmed.

Rannazzisi issued a statement admitting his fabrications, adding that he was "truly sorry."

Perhaps in an attempt to look even worse, the disgraced Hungarian camerawoman with the loose foot has issued the classic "sorry not sorry" response.

The Hungarian camerawoman quickly rose to infamy after several digital humanitarians started an official "Shame Wall" in her honor on Facebook.

Twitter promptly crowned her with the "worst journalist of the year" award, which is special because Fox News anchors are also considered journalists.

Not even an endless supply of weed could save the world from this man's lameness. Thanks, Canada.

The details surrounding the now infamous cheating site continue to get worse, this time exposing the sheer scamness of the entire operation.