Did you guys realize that New York Fashion Week starts today? I can’t believe it's been six months since I was last all up in NYC's guts, hobnobbing with the Illuminati. But it's that time again, and I have to pack for the trip. Packing guides are actually a pretty popular topic amongst the fashion set if you already weren't aware. However, the idiots that write them always focus on all the wrong things, like how to properly fold a jacket or where to put your toiletries so they don’t splooge all over your cashmere. That shit is basic as fuck. I'm not here to teach you how to roll up your knits ties and stick them in your shoes or to tell you the average weight limit for checked bags. This is how a real #influencer packs for Fashion Week.