I can’t tell if I’m really into these Diemme Chelsea boots. At first I was all like, “Nah, I can’t wear those things they’re way too contrived.” But then I was all like, “Wait, how can a simple, classic shoe be contrived?” And then I was all like, “Did you just say ‘contrived’ to yourself twice about a pair of fucking shoes? Remember those Japanese lookbooks you were perusing instead working? They had dudes wearing rugged Chelsea boots and they looked dope as fuck.” So, the point of that soliloquy was to let you guys know that sometimes you gotta embrace your inner dialogue before you talk to yourself out of some sweet ass Chelsea boots.