The people over at Diemme are smart. You see, despite bursting onto the scene with their fine Italian-made array of hiking boots, they realized that people don't like to wear boots in the summer (who knew?). In turn, for the past few S/S seasons, the Italian label has made sneakers to accompany their cold weather offerings—everything from hiking boot sneaker hybrids to slip-ons. For S/S 14, the label is diving head first into the world of luxury, not only serving up pony hair, two-tone Vans-inspired footwear, but a full on python number that we're told is LEGITIMATELY ILLEGAL IN CALIFORNIA (radical) and will retail somewhere in the ballpark of $700. Start saving now.