Yuketen's Maine Guide boots are a wild OG grail. Everything about them is so perfect, except sometimes a boot that's too high can be a pain in the ass to pull on and off. And, you know, there's that whole impossible to wear in the summer without looking like an asshole thing. While we're on the subject, who the fuck gets cold shins? Just buy the Maine Guide lows and be done with it. Notice the Blucher style ankle detailing. It’s that artful roll of the leather that you’re paying $540 for.