Oh, would you look at that, Kaptain Sunshine came correct with proper length shorts. I just can’t get behind the super short short movement that’s swept #menswear by storm. I mean, guys, 5 inch inseams? Too short pants is enough as it is. But having too short shorts is just fucking ridiculous. Camo shorts with the buckle back, made out of ripstop fabric that cost two hundred and twenty four dollars? NOW WE’RE MAKING SENSE, BROS. Your incredibly sensible insurance agent is so proud of you right now.