Fedoras are one of those accessories that may look good in old time photos on guys like Humphrey Bogart, and have found new relevance on the heads of characters like the perfectly coiffed Don Draper. But the cold, hard, truth is that you are neither of those men. Of the entire population, there are probably .01% of men who can actually pull off a fedora, and they are all cooler than most of us will ever be. Just don't even try. If you needed more proof, here are 25 Reasons Fedoras Are The Worst Hats Ever.

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