Who among us hasn't calmly walked to the office bathroom, discreetly looked around to see if anyone else was in there, and then screamed in agony as we scratched every square inch of skin that's in contact with our wintertime wool garments? Spring literally takes a load off our backs as we switch to light fabrics like linen-cotton blends, unstructured jackets, and breezy outer layers. Like HOV said, "linen shorts so my balls don't get hot."