Valentine's Day is upon us and for many men it is time to decide if their special girl is the one. Yes she may seem great to you, but how does your girlfriend compare to other girlfriends? Luckily there is a standardized test to see how she ranks. Matthew Bowers' Girlfriend Written Performance Evaluation grades women in 30 categories men find important. For instance, does she engage in appropriate conversation and only at appropriate times and places? Does she communicate in a concise and effective manner, getting to the point quickly? Does she speak at appropriate pitch and volume? If not, maybe it's time for a new girlfriend. However if you do give your girlfriend this test, if she respects herself she'll dump you first.

[via TheAwesomer]