Michael Irvin, who won three super bowl titles in the '90s alongside Emmitt Smith and Troy Aikman, is no stranger to controversy over his fashion choices. When he made a court appearance in 1996, Irvin made headlines by showing up in a full-length mink coat. Currently an analyst for the NFL Network, the self-nicknamed "The Playmaker" needs to find a jacket maker. Michael Irvin looks like the cheesiest mobster of all time, and now that he's clean the cocaine cannot be blamed.