Before you get all, “What the fuck man, I already know about Yuketen Maine Guide boots and I just started using google.co.jp. last week” just wait a goddamn moment. These are borderline classics right here, homie. You didn’t tell Raekwon that you already bought the CD and downloaded that shit off Kazaa ten years ago when the purple tape re-release dropped, did you? No. No you fucking didn't, so fall back while I chisel these scriptures into stone tablets. These boots are meant for the fall and for the winter. Get them now so you can break them in and get a few scuffs on them. You also can’t be jumping straight into the crazy multi-tone creeper game just yet. You’ve got to have a solid foundation. Plus, do you guys know how comfortable Vibram Cristy soles are? It’s like walking on…a really comfortable sole. The contrast tongue on this colorway makes you seem like those guys that buy super expensive, but conservative suits, and then wear outrageous socks. I heard those guys are super fashionable and utilize "pops of color" to set their look apart from other lamestreamers. I’m also writing about these boots because I may or may not have recently purchased a pair (FLEXING THAT FOUR PINS CASH NEW MONEY MOTHERFUCKER CHECK THE GUAP) and wanted a way to announce it seeing as my Instagram shot of them on my skateboard with the caption “BOOOM” didn’t receive nearly the accolades it was due. QUIT FUCKING UP MY HUMBLEBRAG GAME, INTERNET. They're available for a little over half a G at Union Los Angeles.
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