Minnesotans share a connection with nature, mostly from blowing the heads off of white-tailed deer during hunting season. For decades they've been rocking realistically detailed, totally pissed off animals on their t-shirts and it's not because they idolize a self-aggrandizing rapper with a braided belt. While you blow your bartending tips on a Givenchy shirt featuring a barking pitbull or frowning shark, realize that Minnesotans are years ahead of you at pennies on the dollar.