WHO: NY Giants Girl (Giants) vs. Minuteman (Patriots)
Each team has a rabid fan base, but there are those that always stand out. The Giants have Reby Sky also known as the NY Giant Girl. She shows up to games wearing all sorts of skimpy Giants outfits. The Patriots have the fans who dress like minutemen from the Revolutionary Army.
WINNER: Giants. When it comes down to it, a hot girl is more distracting during a football game than a fat dude wearing a tri-corner hat. Even if this were colonial times, a sultry woman could start and end any war.