Few events match the Super Bowl for American pageantry.

Yet, while triumphant players are rewarded with rings and an opportunity to grasp the Lombardi trophy, us regular folks are left with more pedestrian ways to commemorate a team's victory. We get patches, pins, trucks, and even weird whistles.

Ahead of this weekend's big game, we scoured Ebay for some of the best, weirdest, and most wonderful Super Bowl ephemera from past gridiron battles.

Your team not in the Super Bowl, check out the Best Super Bowl Swag from the past.