1. NHL Stanley Cup Trophy

An epic edition of one. The winning team gets to drink champagne out of it. Players names get engraved on it. The Cup's been through endless shenanigans and has visited many strip clubs. In 1892, it was just a punch bowl awarded by the biggest hockey honk, Lord Stanley of Preston, who also happened to be the Governor General of Canada. In 1947 the NHL took control of the cup and gave its base a redesign. New wider bands were added to give room for all the new names to be engraved. Currently, the Cup is about 35 inches high and weighs 34 pounds. Of the 2000+ names of players, coaches and management on the Cup, only 12 are of women.