Oh, will.i.am, What the fuck you wearing? Over the years we'd sorta gotten used to feeling horrified and offended by your acts of fashion fuckery but this is just so sadface. Sadblackface. We'd have been OK at just the Max Headroom plastic coif, retard shades, and G.I. Joe-homage rubber catsuit...but the dusky latex makeup? Somewhere out there Taboo is disavowing you and Fergie is crying hot urine tears into her underpants.