LookatThisDTV This thing is called the DTV, which stands for Dual Tracked Vehicle. It was originally designed to help soldiers in first-responder situations, but someone at the company was like, "Holy crap, you have to sell these to kids!" They're making a list for the first run now, so if you're feeling particularly reckless, or can't count on the fat man to come through this December, head on over to the site to be the first on your block with this completely unnecessary but 100% awesome piece of machinery. Hit the jump to see a video of the DTV in action. [BPG Werks]