Vehicle: '10 Volkswagen Jetta Sportwagen
Soundtrack: David Banner "Play"
Sex in the car, like halftime of a college basketball game, is all about adjustments. Somewhere between standard missionary and the lap dance is the squat thrust, a way of wedging bodies diagonally across the back of a car's interior. This is a good use of space, but it's dangerously confining. If you get a calf cramp or pinch your nuts on the edge of a seat, you're liable to throw your partner through the rear windshield. If you can't handle tight spaces, scrounge together $39 and get a motel room because you're not about that shaggin' wagon life.