Vehicle: You're good with whatever, but it'll be a lot more awkward if you drive stick.
Soundtrack: Nelly Furtado "Promiscuous"

Let's be careful out there, kiddos. There's a PSA every commercial break about texting and driving, but getting a BJ while operating a motor vehicle is no laughing matter, either. Dennis Haysbert from those Allstate commercials needs to cut a 30-second spot about permanently damaging one's penis while behind the wheel. If you rear end a minivan full of kids on their way to hockey practice or drill an especially deep pothole while in the act, you could lose your crank forever. Don't become a statistic. Pull over in a Quiznos parking and have at it, you know, like an adult.