Shaq in 10 Cars That Are Way Too Small for Him

Larger than life-sized vehicles.

Nov 07, 2012
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Any time Shaq tries to fit in a car that's not a gigantic Escalade or a Rolls-Royce, it makes for a hilarious sight. smart cars, children's toys, and Buicks have all been belittle (literally and figuratively). Check out the victims in our gallery of Shaq in 10 Cars That Are Way Too Small for Him. 

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smart Car

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His name is The Diesel for crying out loud. There's an automatic clash between him and smart cars.

Mini Jeep Wrangler

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For most seven-footers, Conan's set would be the only place they'd be talked into riding mini electric vehicles that barely fit their right leg. You know Shaq actually owns an arena of these at his house, though, and has battles with his kids.

Go-Kart

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We don't know what's smaller next to Shaq: Hoopz or that go-kart.

Extended Custom Ferrari

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The picture you see above is a Ferrari AFTER Shaq already had it modified and stretched out to fit him. Seems like he could have stretched it a few more feet, if you ask us.

Mercedes-Benz S-Class

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Forget the car looking small compared to Diesel, look how small this kid looks to him. Would it be too much to ask to get a "Jingle All the Way" sequel featuring Shaq?

The Sherriff

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Sherriff Shaq can at least save space in his cop car by leaving the battering ram at the station. He can just put his shoulder into a door and should be fine.

Lincoln Town Car Cartier L

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Shaquille O'Neal could go all Godzilla on a small town, so we don't understand how he could possibly fit in a Town CAR.

Honda Prelude

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Aristotle was already dunkin' over dudes as a teenager, so everybody's favorite high school ride, the Honda Prelude, still wouldn't have worked as he was trying to pick up the honies.

Buick LaCrosse

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Just imagine how long it'd actually take Shaq to bend down and get into this thing. 

The Shaqillac DTS

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If you weren't aware, DTS stands for "Definitely Too Small."

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