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20 NBA Players in Desperate Need of a Shape-Up

These guys are allergic to clippers.

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NBA players often spend a long time on the road away from their favorite barber shops. Some players are able to maintain significantly better 'dos than others, but some guys don't give two shits about a haircut. They get paid thousands upon millions of dollars and won't even hire their childhood barbers. From Andrew Bynum to Brook Lopez, take a look at 20 NBA Players in Desperate Need of a Shape-Up.

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20. Ronny Turiaf

We suggest Ronny Turiaf reevaluates whatever he has going on.


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19. Steve Nash

Nash has always tip toed the line when it comes to being cool or dorky. Now in LA with the Lakers he decided to do some type of Hollywood fugazi hairstyle. Just sit back down in the barber chair and buzz that hair like the good old days, Steve.


18. Matt Barnes

He looks like he should be singing a number on the set of Westside Story with that hair. That 'do belongs in the '50s.

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17. Luis Scola

Luis Scola needs to chop that thing off his dome, although Scola with short hair can't possibly look that good either.


16. Andrei Kirilenko

Andrei Kirilenko is just a crazy Russian; they think that looks really good there. Spending too much time in the cold snow impairs judgment often times more so than even alcohol. Then factor in vodka to the situation and haircuts like this happen.


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15. Anthony Davis

First things first, shape up the unibrow then we’ll get to the hairdo.


14. Carlos Boozer

Carlos Boozer seemed to get the barbershop and Benjamin Moore paint shop confused.


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13. Michael Beasley

Michael Beasley is pure grime city. That hair is as gritty and grimy as your favorite Wu-Tang track. Kryptonite is to Superman what Shampoo is to Beasley.


12. Shane Battier

We don’t think Battier gives a rats ass what anybody thinks of him with that whole train wreck situation he’s got going on there. It looks like an alien is going to pop out any second.

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11. Marc Gasol

Marc Gasol has 24/7 bed head. No amount of spit will fix that.

10. Pau Gasol

Pau always seems so sad and gloomy, maybe it's time to shape that hair up Pau and get back on the horse!

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9. Andrew Bynum

Oh, Andrew Bynum and his questionable decision-making. Whether it's hurting himself bowling or letting his hair run wild. It leaves one questioning whether it's truly Bynum’s brain or hair controlling him.


8. Joakim Noah

Long hair, don't care.


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7. Tim Duncan

Tim Duncan gives zero fucks about a shape up. With all those big games on national television, you would think he would care. Millionaires should have barbers on deck.


6. Anderson Varejao

Rumor has it, as a young boy in Brazil, Anderson Varejao only had one television in his home, which played Simpson episodes over and over again. He wrote letters to Sideshow Bob while Bob was in prison.


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5. Hamed Haddadi

If you don’t follow the NBA closely you may not know who Hamed Haddadi is but undoubtedly he belongs on this list. He looks like he has that thing Martin beat up when he went on vacation.


4. Robin Lopez

Anderson Varejao wants his life back.

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3. Rasheed Wallace

Sheed always looks like he's headed to the barbershop but when he gets there he smokes a couple blunts and forgets to get a cut. It happens to the best of us.

2. Chris Kaman

Chris Kaman would rather be gutting an elk with his bare hands and saving the guts for stew.

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1. Brook Lopez

Come on, man. This has to come to an end. It has too. WTF?!?!?!

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