Wifey Showdown: The Hottest WAGs of the 2010 NFL Season

WIFEY OF: Colt McCoy, Cleveland Browns

Complex says: With his first-quarter injury during the BCS Championship game fresh in our minds, we were still feeling sorry for Colt. Then we thought about the millions he'll get as a rookie and also saw this picture of his wife—dude knows how to hook 'em.

WIFEY OF: Brandon Spikes, New England Patriots

Complex says: Callie plays volleyball for the University of Florida—"Spikes," that works—and is also the daughter of Boston Celtics' coach Doc Rivers. Is it any coincidence that Spikes got drafted by New England? You ain't slick, Doc! We know you pulled some strings so that you could keep tabs on who's boning your daughter!

WIFEY OF: Eli Manning, New York Giants

Complex says: Ever since 2008 when he won Super Bowl XLII and wifed up his college sweetheart (who happens to be a bit hotter than Peyton

WIFEY OF: Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay Packers

Complex says: This country singer from Lady Antebellum is cool, but her group's hit song has us thinking that Aaron should ditch her. You can't concentrate on the big game the next day when your girl is drunk-dialing you at 1 a.m. talkin' 'bout she "neeeeds you noooooowwww!" FOH.

WIFEY OF: Terrell Owens, Cincinnati Bengals

Complex says: The two have been seen clubbing together recently in Hollywood, but the relationship is still an unconfirmed rumor. We'll know it's official if somebody takes a shot at her and T.O. has a lip-quivering press conference: "That's...that's...my girlfriend!"

WIFEY OF: Chad Ochocinco, Cincinnati Bengals

Complex says: Ocho scooped up the star of Basketball Wives (ex-fiancee of Antoine Walker) and happily tweeted about it, even while his VH1 dating show was still on the air. Naturally, VH1 was pissed, and millions of idiots who actually believed Chad's TV love was sincere were heartbroken. Between leaving a broke ballplayer and doing a reality TV show, Evelyn seems kinda trifey—but, damn, her body screams wifey.

WIFEY OF: Jay Cutler, Chicago Bears

Complex says: The chick we love to hate on Laguna Beach and The Hills was once linked to Mark Sanchez, but has been spotted all over Chi-town with the Bears quarterback. Reality-TV bitch and bitchmade QB? Sounds about right...

WIFEY OF: Tony Romo, Dallas Cowboys

Complex says: The former Miss Missouri is just the latest hottie for Romo. He may fold like a bad hand in big games, but you can't fault his record off the field. Dude gets it in.

WIFEY OF: Hank Baskett, Philadelphia Eagles

Complex says: Baskett and his wife had their first child last year. Kendra may be a hottie, but having an 84-year-old's sloppy seconds is still kind of an L. Hef stay sonning chumps!

WIFEY OF: Jason Campbell, Oakland Raiders

Complex says: The former Miss DC was rumored to have quit her job to move into Jason's apartment three weeks after meeting him. Wow, that's more decisiveness than her man's shown in his entire NFL career! Zing!

WIFEY OF: Alex Smith, San Francisco 49ers

Complex says: Isn't there some law against a Niner marrying a former Raiders cheerleader? Oh, there isn't? Carry on then, Alex.

WIFEY OF: Tony Gonzalez, Atlanta Falcons

Complex says: Tony and October aren't your conventional couple—they had a "commitment ceremony" rather than a wedding. Commitment ceremonies aren't legally binding and are normally reserved for gay and lesbian couples. They are also vegetarians and posed nude for PETA. All this means is...her fuck game must be off the charts.

WIFEY OF: Kyle Boller, Oakland Raiders

Complex says: The former Miss California briefly became a household name when she questioned same-sex marriage during the Miss USA pageant. Good for Kyle that she has no problem with NFL-scrub marriage.

WIFEY OF: Brodie Croyle, Kansas City Chiefs

Complex says: We first started noticing Brodie's wife a few years ago on "Hard Knockers"—er, we mean Hard Knocks. Damn you, HD!

WIFEY OF: Kellen Winslow Jr., Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Complex says: We don't know about Winslow being a "FUCKING SOLDIER!" But we do know his childhood sweetheart is FUCKING HOT!

WIFEY OF: Chris Cooley, Washington Redskins

Complex says: A former Redskins cheerleader, Christy was fired after her relationship with Chris was discovered, a violation of team policy. From a couple hundred dollars per game to a professional athlete's bank account. We're sure Christy was devastated...

WIFEY OF: Reggie Bush, New Orleans Saints

Complex says: Rumors of this relationship surfaced when the two were spotted together in Southampton, NY. While visiting New Orleans, Amber Rose tweeted: "I was so distracted today I fell into a Bush." Hmmm, we know Amber is far from strictly dick-ly, so we're still trying to decipher that message. *Tingle*

WIFEY OF: Tom Brady, New England Patriots

Complex says: Now that's he's suffered a few setbacks, we can refrain from hating on Brady and acknowledge the fact that Gisele is a dime....ah fuck it, Adriana Lima is hotter! Fuck you, Brady!

WIFEY OF: Thomas Jones, Kansas City Chiefs

Complex says: Dude has only been named to one Pro Bowl team since entering the league, but his accomplishments off the field have been more than aight—as you can see they've been damn Good.

WIFEY OF: Miles Austin, Dallas Cowboys

Complex says: You already know we love all sides of Kim: front and back. But she has to break up with this lame (and end the Kardashian sisters' championship streak) before the playoffs, because there's no way the Cowboys can win this year! No way!